Honey, I'm Pregnant!!  

Posted by babydaddy

Any real man out there will tell you that these three words are enough to scare an MMA fighter to death.

If only i had secret cameras all over the world to catch the initial reactions of men once they hear these words. Initially it is not funny, its scary as hell. And these women, women have terrible timing, they decide to unleash when you least expect it. Women like it when you guard is down and then they hit you with the news.
I woke up one morning, almost late for work. My girlfriend was already awake, i didn't know where she was. As i was still shaking cobwebs off my eyes, in she comes. "Morning darling. did u sleep well?". She handed me the towel as i rushed towards the bathroom as she smiled coyly. i didn't think much of it, two minutes later i was out and into the bedroom. There laid out on the bed was my suit, a nicely ironed shirt, matching tie even socks. Hmmm, this is new.
I went to the dining room, breakfast was already laid out on the table, some fried eggs, buttered bed. I looked up n there was my girlfriend still smiling, then she pulled a chair for me and invited me to sit. i must have died, went to that 'place of Sweet Waters' and God offered me one of his best Angels to cater to me. i sat down slowly and calmly, she poured me some tea and then sat next to me and watched me eat as she slowly sipped her coffee. All this time neither her nor me has said a word, she was just smiling!.

If she has put poison in my tea i swear by my mother I'll wake up from my grave and haunt her from here to north pole, i thought to myself. As i munched away the last pieces of my well served breakfast, i looked at her, forced a smile and said, "Thank you dear, breakfast was amazing!". She smiled back put her hand on my shoulder and said"............."!!
I choked!!!!!

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