Sitting in the office staring at a blank Windows screen on my computer, thoughts were firing all over my brain like fireworks. I had just endured a tongue lashing from my pre-menopausal boss lady for coming to work late and all i could do was just stare. These women! After she was done shouting all over the office as if trying to make an example of me to the other staff, i walked to my desk and switched on my computer. And there i was, just staring at it.
So i started talking to my computer,
Miss computer, (of course my computer is a woman, this i know because of the way sometimes it decides to throw unwarranted tantrums or decides to crash), so i go on, Miss Computer, do you think a man like me can be a father,huh, look at me, i can barely wear matching socks and now am supposed to be in charge of someone Else's life. i wake up every morning and having no idea what to wear picks the nearest piece of clothing and come to work looking like i just got rejected by the circus. i don't know how to even cook tea, i have trouble washing my own underwear how the hell am i supposed to even change or know when to change a babies diapers. I shower only because i go to work otherwise all weekends are bathroom-free days and when am on leave you could smell me coming two blocks away. Please tell me Miss computer, how?

"What on earth are you doing you incompetent son of a ..........??", the voice of my boss lady jolted me from my dream world.

To all the men out there feel free to post comments and tell it like it was.....