I am a guy, a real guy, i stand a few feet short of head butting my kitchen ceiling, i have a pot belly that looks like the behind of a Toyota Vitz, so i shouldn't have to endure this at 5Am in the morning.
This woman right here or my girlfriend, so to say, just freakishly wakes up from the bed knocking everything on her way as she rushes to the bathroom. She comes back from the bathroom and she is 'surprised' to find me snoring away to some beautiful sleep. She yanks the blankets away from me and stands next to the bed hands akimbo. "how can u sleep like that when I'm sick?!" she exclaims. You are not sick, you are pregnant and you look like you just got ran over by two trains. I almost yell back. Any man will tell you, women do not look good in the morning, minus all that make-up and what you are left with is.........! i digress. My girlfriend's hair is all over her face and some sticking into her mouth, the sexy nightdress no longer looks sexy and then she comes close to me wanting me to hold and cuddle because, "Me don't feel so good Papi!".


So here i am holding her and pretending to be the lovely guy 'she fell in love with' while she snores. seriously woman, you wake me up at the crack of dawn to torture me, what is this, are you trying to punish me for getting you pregnant? And am i going to have to endure this for the next nine months or however long pregnancy goes on?i think all this to myself as the morning chill hits my bare chest taking away with it all the sleep i had. Then my girlfriend turns as she makes herself more comfortable and she has the audacity to ask "Honey are you OK?"