Its a sunday, hooray, i will sleep till the pillow permanently sticks to my face. i turn in bed as i pull the covers to 'retain the heat' and i briefly open my eyes and close them, then, i open them again, What!, right there next to me is a face i do not recognise. Hooly jeez mother of ...i have never cheated on my girlfriend but i think i fell asleep and got abducted by this person with a really fat face. I told myself godammit, if i had to cheat why cheat with a 'fat one'! As the mist was clearing from my eyes, the face almost started taking shape, this face, i know this face, if its an alien then i know this alien. Then i saw the 'stokin', you know, that thing that women put on their head that looks looks as though it went through world war II, survived the holocaust and swam its way through the Pacific, that, i saw that thing on the 'aliens head and immediately discovered that the 'alien' is my girlfriend. I almost jumped out of bed in horror! Those people, those people up there who we are not allowed to speak of cloned my girlfriend and replaced her with "this"!!
My girlfriend face looked like it had borrowed extra 'meat' from the neighbours, it was all puffed and swollen, her nose looked as though it wanted to take a walk outside the face, her usually sexy lips looked as though they belonged to two fish. When she opened her eyes and smiled the curve from her mouth looked like the great north rift. Her face was shiny and oily as though she had just ran the Boston marathon and then that 'stokin' thing dangling from her head made her look like something that guy from 'SAW 3' might wonna explore .......
....to be continued
My girlfriend face looked like it had borrowed extra 'meat' from the neighbours, it was all puffed and swollen, her nose looked as though it wanted to take a walk outside the face, her usually sexy lips looked as though they belonged to two fish. When she opened her eyes and smiled the curve from her mouth looked like the great north rift. Her face was shiny and oily as though she had just ran the Boston marathon and then that 'stokin' thing dangling from her head made her look like something that guy from 'SAW 3' might wonna explore .......
....to be continued
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