Am only a simple minded person, like they say, peach is not a color its a fruit and then again am color blind, i cant tell blue from green despite all the grass around us. Suddenly my girlfriend doesn't like some colors, she gives me the "The baby doesn't like that color!" story, i don't mind colors, i could wear black green blue yellow mauve(whatever that is.) and walk through town without a care.
My house is no longer my house, i cannot have 'whatever' i want because she says some 'smells' irritate her. Woman i want some eggs for breakfast because that's probably the only meal am going to have the entire day and the best answer you dare come up with is, you don't like the smell of cooking fat and that if you eat eggs you will get fat now that you are pregnant? This girl used to eat eggs twice a day and now all of a sudden she is trying to maintain her weight. My car freshener has been trashed,"The baby doesn't like car smelling like that". I have to eat boiled food because she doesn't like cooking fat smell. she now takes twice as long to prepare herself in the morning, if i drive past 60km/hr she screams at me saying am trying to kill her and the baby. If i walk too fast she pulls me back and tells me that if i make her walk any faster she is going to give birth right there in the middle of Moi Avenue, "woman you are not even 3 months pregnant yet!", i shout to myself. And the crying, jeez, she cries about anything, if her skirt cant go past the thighs, she starts to cry, if i come home and i don't bring her roasted maize, she cries. If she goes to the kitchen and sees a cockroach, she hits it mercilessly with tears in her eyes.


If this is what they call mood swings and drama that could rival Mexican soaps then i don't want to come home early....i have to scroll my phonebook before i get off work and see who's going to buy a me a beer...!!!